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Photography

A small corner of the internet where absolutely nothing is being photographed, filmed, recorded, flown overhead or discreetly captured through suspicious spectacles.

No photography

Please keep the camera in the bag. The memories will simply have to do.

No cameras

Compact, mirrorless, enormous or “just my little point-and-shoot” — all are having the day off.

No video recording

Moving pictures are also taking a break. Please describe the action dramatically to a friend instead.

No drones

The sky is a no-fly zone for tiny buzzing film crews and their unusually confident pilots.

No audio recording

No sneaky soundtracks, impromptu interviews or accidental podcasts. Humming is under review.

No mobile phones

Phones may relax in pockets, handbags or wherever phones go when they have been told to behave.

No pervert glasses

Yes, that includes camera glasses pretending to be perfectly ordinary spectacles. If your eyewear needs charging, it can wait outside.